It tells the story of a dysfunctional family whose matriarch recently passed away.

All The Almost Christmas Movie Quotes That Will Make You Feel The SpiritĪlmost Christmas is an upcoming Christmas comedy film that will be in theaters on November 11, 2016. She always brings it to the big screen! In fact, the whole Almost Christmas cast list looks good! Check out all the Almost Christmas movie quotes and trivia. You know this is one of those feel good movies around the holidays that just gives you a big holiday hug! Plus Mo’Nique is in the cast, which is always a green light for a film for me. Help me… I’m feeling.If you too are feeling almost ready for Christmas, but need an extra push, these movie quotes and trivia for the new movie will brighten you right up! This holiday movie will make you laugh so hard you’ll be crying. “It was an ugly tree anyway.” - Uncle Lewis, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacationġ3. “Mother always taught me: never eat singing food” - Rizzo the Rat, The Muppet Christmas Carolġ2. How’s that for hard to relate to?” - Graham, The Holidayġ1. “Son of a Nutcracker!” - Buddy the Elf, Elfġ0. “I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives.” - Frank Cross, Scroogedĩ. “Why the Hell did you take your shoes off?” – Harry, “Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?” – Marv, Home AloneĨ. “He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.” - Mr.

“Let’s put the ass back in Christmas! That didn’t come out exactly as I planned it, but you guys get what I mean.” - Carla, A Bad Moms ChristmasĦ. “Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?” - Scott Calvin, The Santa Clauseĥ. Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” - Buddy the Elf, ElfĤ. “Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?” – John McClane, Die Hardģ. So, here’s our favorite funny Christmas movie quotes from everything from Home Alone to Gremlins.įunny Christmas Movie Quotes 1.

Since the holidays can be challenging enough - looking at you ball of Christmas lights - we prefer our holiday flicks to be funny or action-packed or a mixture of both. Christmas movies seems to come in one of three varieties: excruciatingly sappy (everything on the Hallmark Channel), depressing AF uplifted by a glimmer of hope ( It’s a Wonderful Life), and funny.

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